michael richards

Where are you from?
I was born in the backseat of a Greyhound bus rollin’ down Highway 41. D. Betts

First job?
Plumber gofer

Favorite ice cream flavor?
Don’t eat ice cream

If you were a car, what car would you be?
Jeep Wrangler

When I’m not at work I like to?
Kayak

What would have a lifetime supply of?
Gravity

What would your superpower be?
Defy Gravity

Beach or mountain person?
Both, depends on the season

Self-driving car or drive myself?
Myself

Reading books on screen or traditional turn the page?
Turn the page. B Seger

What is your pet of choice?
Triceratops

“What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.”
-Cool Hand Luke D.Pearce/F.Pierson